Friday, April 4, 2008

Bulletin!

Alert! Alert!

Just received a note from insider source:
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The Tuesday night Commission meeting is being advertised as the Call for Sims to resign. We have been advised that all of the Eisinger supporters will appear and deliver their message as given to them by the Field Marshall Lori Green. It appears that only the propaganda line will be spoken,(the actual details about anti-Semitic remarks will not be available as none have been reported. I wonder how one handles that problem?).
Item being pursued for additional details..
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Look for national media coverage of Debby and her struggle with the truculent and obstreperous Commissioner Sims. National coverage will really tarnish the once illustrious image of Cooper City. Oh Well, what the hell, home pricing was headed to the toilet anyway, why not just flush it for the next five or more years. People will not want to move to this city for some time to come.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank You, Madam Mayor Eisinger You really served all of the community well.
I hope there are enough people to pay your insurance when this is over.

Anonymous said...

Has this blog been approved by the dictator, Queen of Cooper City???????

Anonymous said...

Sims will become a very rich man when this is all said & done...

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to hold the "love-in" closer to May 1st to coincide as close as possible to the CPUSA's May Day? Let's all celebrate peace by destroying others. Truly, someplace "special".

Anonymous said...

just as an fyi:

the mayor's photo, which is hung on the wall in the hallway of the police station has a moustache drawn on it.

it was there last thursday and remains there as of 5:00 pm today.